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My god is a nigga getting on my nerves. Please. Finally get that nigga some chacha.

Please. If I gave them some pussy, y'all would know the The way I skip this one fucking... I skip it here, doughnuts, nuggets, muffins, and shit. Hey guys! Fuck them nuggets. How's everybody doing? Come here floating. Y'all gonna out. There will be signs when I'm getting... Yeah. E. Clairs an A thing. This man. Yeah, you stupid, yo. Oh, man. I don't know. I kind of thought it when I seen you, you got the Friday food fucking. Yeah. You got the tight. I wish. I gave you some turkey leg. I wish, bro. I don't know. I wish. Gross. Curkey leg. That's crazy. How y'all feeling, man? What's up? Good, man. Good, great. Everybody had a good, good holiday? Yeah, yeah, really good. Still fucking through some food coma, that's all right. Don't tell me about it. I took it easy because I said I had to come in here and be alerted all day. I did not take it. I'm going to make up for it tonight, though. I took it easy just because I know my trainer's a dick. He's a dick.

You train the dick? had to come in here and be alert all day I did not take me I'm gonna make up for it tonight though I took it easy just because I know my trainer's a dick he's a dick

you train today no oh you're gonna tomorrow right yeah oh you good yeah because then

there's today there's leftovers is you can't just if you go in there wobbling all right

two million jumping jacks, let's go.

I need a plate.

You need a plate?

You know how, like, because I don't know how you'll pick where you go for Thanksgiving,

but that's important to me, like, can you cook?

You know what I mean?

For sure.

It's not really about, like, oh, I see my grandma.

We know that.

We know. We know. We know. But it's like where I went at, it just, I mean, it wasn't no macaroni cheese at the house I was at. What? A black home. Wow. That's a blessing. There you go. And they're going to hear this shit and be like, keep your little dusty ass hole next year I promise yeah how old was the chef

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