Episode 881: Acquire Maguire.
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 629 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2022
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Matt tried a new way to record on the road and FAILED. So his audio sounds weird but fine after the intro. There. It's a good episode so don't let one idiot discourage you from enjoying it. Onto the show: Should paul be the cohost of a new podcast? Should Tobey Maguire be in every movie? Who's vagina creates the best careers in Hollywood? All will be revealed! Plus, scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh yeah. It's time to thank those ice cream truck drivers. The ice cream truck drivers over at patreon.com slash hay scoops. The ones I have to think today are Matthew Darks, Scoop Neon Black, Malia Strimple, Star Trooper 3,000 scoop, and rusty scoop. |
| 0:23.1 | What do these people have in common? |
| 0:24.8 | You would be asking? |
| 0:25.8 | Aside from being ice cream truck drivers, they save 38 endangered species of animals. |
| 0:32.6 | 38 of them. |
| 0:34.3 | Endangered species. |
| 0:35.5 | My last check was 36. |
| 0:37.1 | That's, I didn't know they had two more. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.5 | Two more today, just this morning. |
| 0:42.0 | It was amazing. |
| 0:43.5 | So thank you all, and thank you to all the ice cream truck drivers. |
| 0:46.7 | If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to Patreon.com slash haze scoops |
| 0:51.4 | and do all the things to make yourself an ice cream truck driver that's one of the two things you have to do to become an ice cream truck the other is get a valid driver's license and an ice cream truck those are all the things that you have to do it's as easy as that people patreon dot com slash hay scoops sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, get a driver's |
| 1:11.9 | license, get an ice cream truck. |
| 1:13.8 | Drive it around. |
| 1:15.0 | That's it. |
| 1:16.2 | Seems easy. |
| 1:21.6 | And now it's time to do a show. |
| 1:24.4 | Hey, Johnny. |
| 1:25.5 | Do you want to go to an ice cream social? Yeah, I'd love to. Great. Let's go. Let, Johnny. Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 1:28.2 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
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