This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only.

Hey, you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents.

So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework.

We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures

and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle.

Care to join us? Hello, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones. And I'm Mrs. Jones, and we want to welcome you to

episode 88 of the Week of a Thing podcast. I feel like this should be episode

89. Why is that, Mr. Jones? Because we just recorded an entire fucking podcast and I forgot to hit

the play button or the record button. You know, I'm not very good with technology, so I don't do any of the

editing. But I think from now on, I need to be in charge of the recorder. No, you just need to verify that I've hit the button.

So when I say, have you hit the button?

You're not going to get out of me?

You normally do that and you didn't do it tonight.

Just like every time we walk out of a hotel room, I say, do you have the key?

And I say, until I lock myself out, you don't have the right to ask me that question.

Okay.

I've, now I've not hit record.

Yes.

So you have the right to ask me that question.

Yes.

It's very simple.

It's a good thing we have tequila.

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