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This is cognitive distance.

Every episode would be blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or

makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at. Today is Wednesday,

November the 5th. And I would like to tell you that we're recording on Wednesday because we were so excited to see the election results. But it's really just how our schedules lined up.

It is. And we also wanted to make sure that we played the coffin guys as quickly as we could after cheney. Oh, delicious. So right now,

if you're watching this, let me ambiginate it so everybody can see it. Everybody, if you're

watching, we have, I'm not playing the music because Ian gets mad at me when I play the music,

but we'll probably get demonetized anyway, but the coffin guys are on, they are on the

stuff. Love those fucking coffin guys.

Just imagine the music as Dick Cheney's coffin rolls itself into the fucking ground,

and even the ground is sad.

It has to take Chick Cheney.

You know, I was thinking about this.

I sent you a text message, and I want to retract my text message on the air.

So I sent you a text message saying, like, hey, things have gotten so bad that this doesn't really resonate or hit for me.

And then I thought a little bit more.

And there's a couple of things I think are really worth talking about for Dick Cheney.

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