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now. We are. And I'm back. Feel good. The top feels so much better than the bottom. Whoa. It's so much. Okay. Okay. That's what they say. The bottom they put it right in there. So you got to be easy. No, he's talking about the success lab. Come on, not gay sex. It feels so good to be back home. At the bottom they put it in there. What they put it on a success ladder at the bottom? Wait, gay niggins. Actually. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What you're saying? You're making good jokes that I'm only going to catch in a playback. What happens? He do that. He's a master. Yeah. And I realized that Parks was shooting at me on the other day with the whole you niggas part different in front of your girls. He didn't say no. I'm slow. When you're shooting me on air, I don't know. Hey, he was going along with. I thought he acknowledged it. No, I didn't. Joe was like, ooh, yeah. Because I think that you niggas might change up the script when your girl is listening. I didn't take it like your girl got to be present. It wasn't really a direct shot of you. It was a shot to. Anybody whose girl comes in the pod. Oh, see, and that's the other thing. I didn't apply until I got home.

What's how you're doing, man?

Good, very good. I didn't scare Corey.

I don't want to smell your fucking chicken noodle soup.

It's smell good, boy.

Come on with this healthy bullshit, man.

What is that?

Zucchini?

Yeah, you got some fucking rigatoni soup.

Zucchini noodle soup, you got some fucking rigatoni soup. Zucchini noodle soup.

Some gel soup.

What up, y'all? Back on a Mac, man. What up? I feel's good. I see y'all, man. Listen, good to see you for it. Yeah, I'm happy to be at work, man. Sweatsuit on. You know. Dazzled too. the diamond.

This will be the day. Uniquely defined.

But listen.

Here's the thing. I was here. What day was I here? I was here earlier this week? Or last week? Tuesday. I'm assuming. I was here what? What's today? Today's Tuesday? Tuesday. I didn't even know. You want me here on Fridays, n, Nick, but I'm not here on Fridays. So what's today? Oh, shit. You was here like, that might have been a Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday. Yeah, they called me in for a meeting. They called me in for a meeting. Oh, shit. Ian and Joe. Ian and Joe didn't call nothing. Joe called me in for meeting. Y'all was just going to bunch me and Ian together.

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