Episode 877: Tasteful Orifice Calendars.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Which host has the worst dreams and what do they do about it. Matt attends the Amazing Jonathan and witnesses an awkward moment. Jacob attends Fantasy and witnesses boobies. Paul is all in on big fancy hats. Scoopfest headliners are announced. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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0:00.0	The following people are our spotlight ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.0	These are people that drive ice cream trucks to parts of the world where Jimmy Carter is building houses for the needy.
0:14.0	Oh, wow.
0:15.0	They get there, they help Jimmy build the houses, and then they deliver ice cream to all of the workers and all the people that need those houses.
0:22.8	Saints.
0:23.6	This is Darren Cunningham, Darth Scooper, David Walker, and Blue Line Scoop.
0:29.6	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to patreon.com slash hay scoops.
0:35.5	That's where you go.
0:36.4	That's it.
0:37.7	If you don't have an ice cream truck driver,
0:39.3	then how the fuck are you going to get your ice cream?
0:47.5	Fuck it.
0:48.4	Fuck it.
0:49.3	We'll do it live.
0:50.7	Hey, Johnny.
0:51.8	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:54.6	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:56.0	Great. Let's go.
1:03.0	Paul, Ben Raffles, Berkner was not signed to buy any other team yesterday.
1:08.0	Was he trying to get signed?
1:11.5	No.
1:12.5	I don't think so.
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