Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle.

What's that sound?

I've got to throw up in the sash and see who that is out on the lawn.

Oh, it's a jolly old elf!

Look at this jolly old elf.

Oh, man, so tubby and oh, he shakes when he laughs like a bowlful of jelly.

A bowl full of jelly. Oh, God, I got...

I got to get this sugar plum out of my head.

I've been having visions of them, you know?

Yeah, that was the original version of American Pie.

It was American Plum.

And that's the same, same thing, but different.

Oh, so he's all horned up for a big sugar plum yeah that's right

there was one left on the counter to cool he got in there whoever was the equivalent of jason big

he thinks he thinks he's a low because not a creature is stirring not even a mouth but then eugene levy

comes in that's right it's still eugenevy, no matter when the film was made.

Well, the reason we're talking to you before the show is actually starting is because we have an announcement to make.

It's the end of the year.

And the last episode of every year, it's become a tradition.

It's the listener episode where the listeners are our guests.

You're the guest.

...