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This is Cognitive Dissence.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or

makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at. Today is Thursday,

October 9th. Ooh. Nailed it. Here's the thing. It's fucking like October the 3rd Friday. We normally record on Thursdays. I just add seven. I'm all discombobular. It's not a seven. It's going to be less than that. But this is our funny show, Tom. It's our funny show, my friend. And we missed when it happened. We didn't talk about it. But we should talk about it now.

The rapture came and went. It's not that we missed it. It's that if the rapture, we were just postponing in case the rapture had happened. In case it happened, we were going to come on with an apology stream. Just to be like, hey, look. Actually, I would 100% if the rapture happened, come on with that dancing casket scene. Are you kidding me?

Please.

I don't believe in a Lord.

But I am saying, please rapture these people. Here's the thing. If the rapture happens, it solves a lot of problems. God, does it solve so many problems? The real estate problem. Hey, oh, there's a shortage of, look, there's a lot less.

I don't know how many people get voiced.

I don't know.

Do you know how many people get voids? I'm guessing, like, I want to go with the,

we were corrected on the Jehovah Witness thing because I thought it was only 144,000. That's what I had always heard. I had always heard that.

But I don't know fucking anything

about the Jehovah's Witness.

And here's the news slash.

I don't fucking care

about the Job's witnesses.

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