Episode 870: The Fast and The Tumescent.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Masks are gone in Las Vegas, but the big dick energy of the Plymouth Prowler is not. One of the boys is called "an asshole in a rush". Matt and Jacob witness David Copperfield in action. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	Ow, shuckie-ducky!
0:05.0	Boo-ya!
0:06.0	The following people are the ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.0	That means they are at $50 or higher over at patreon.com slash hay scoops.
0:15.0	That's Darren Cunningham, Darth Scooper, David Walker, Blue Line Scoop, and Mr. Brain Freeze.
0:23.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to patreon.com slash hay scoops,
0:28.9	or you can just go to preaching fun.com.
0:32.2	Sign up at the $50 level or higher, and you will be an ice cream truck driver.
0:36.6	That means that you will be taking the ice cream to all the motherfuckers who need that
0:42.3	ice cream.
0:43.8	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:48.2	And now on with the show.
0:50.0	Yeah, let's do what this.
0:50.9	Hey, Johnny.
0:51.3	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:54.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:55.4	Great, let's go.
0:57.8	Paul, I hope you didn't just recently purchase some beautiful Etsy masks.
1:04.2	Oh, you know what?
1:05.7	I just took up that whole ancient Chinese tradition of the quick mask change.
1:12.9	Oh, what timing.
1:14.3	It's time for Matt and the United's ice cream social.
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