What happened? Well, we can talk about it, Cheryl. You want to start this bitch?

Let's do it. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the tasteless gentleman.

Dom, I got bidet juice on my pants.

Yes, you did.

You want to explain that story how you got bidet juice on your pants before we introduce everyone else?

Oh yeah, I was just testing it out to see how hard the pressure was and I stood in front of it like an idiot and

barely turned that knob and splash splash all over the jeans.

Wait, did it come out in it? I didn't see it. It came out at an angle.

It's like a fucking little like nozzle that goes, whoop and then chute.

Yeah. She was brilliant because I was looking at it.

It hits your asshole just, it hits your asshole perfectly though.

At least it hit you in the face.

Right on the g spot.

But that, no, but I was wondering though when I started using it, I'm wait dude like there's different like I can't

imagine your assholes in the same place if you sat down on my toilet as mine is so

you can't change it? It's a sweeping stream.

She was just sitting there like yeah I mean you really could if you really wanted to, like the way it squirts out, you can really...

Oh you could just kneel over the toilet and spread eagle and fucking get your shit taking care of.

Oh man.

Alex.

Yeah, I warned him not to stand in front of it.

Whatever.

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