Episode 87: Up in Da Club

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Bobo says sorry to Ronda. Koloko creeps 52 weeks deep. Gilbert is a hole. We talk pyramid schemes, La Bamba, and an Asian MLK. Buy Slept King shirts at www.thetigerbelly.com

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0:00.0	Hey! I'm going to go,
0:13.0	to go, my kahki.
0:15.0	Chkumu,
0:16.0	the pakah me o'er be
0:18.0	mooro kahy,
0:20.0	and kah kahh, and huokahhahh, Hey, don't look, um, my, shukk look mala ere.
0:24.0	Sukk'okkamu,
0:26.0	5, 4, 3, happy 2,
0:31.0	1, snab-snep, snap, snap, snap, Three happy two. Yeah.
0:33.0	Snemb-a-sn-sn-sn-s-s-s-s-sip-sip-sip-sip-sip-sip-sap.
0:37.0	Bea-bepa-booda-bada, beepa bif-b body, candy, lollipop, be bep bop. The 50s we have the best music.
0:48.2	The 50s they talked about pure things. Do-wop. They talked Do WAP. They talked about
0:53.0	getting together. They talked about dancing.
0:56.0	Right. And now it's all negative.
0:58.0	Music today is all about, I'm going to kill your temples with my fucking gun.
1:03.0	Well, what song is that?
1:04.4	I don't know.
1:05.6	I know, but like, I shred it,
1:08.2	shred your pussy.
1:09.2	Oh yeah.
1:10.3	Jiggle the butt, you know, and then they were fan, they have these hipsters, they have fancy mustaches, they go out into the desert, and they go to Kucholo, whatever, Kachella, and they hit on on girls they give them drugs purple pills
1:24.4	which is the purple pill right and then they pass out and they do a little jiggly jig.
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