Episode 87 - Open Eyes... Close Eyes...

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Cloverfield, Comedy, Comedians, Society & Culture, Friends, Tv & Film, Dynamic Banter, Movies, Culture, Commentary, Steve Zaragoza, Mike Falzone, Recap

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Today Mike and Steve open, and close their eyes. Mike discusses some hecklers at a recent comedy show. We dive deep into fast food, and talk about bass lines.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:07.0	Two, three.
0:19.8	What you're hearing right now is just a Lee Carrot.
0:22.8	You ever take a bite out of a carrot and then realize that you didn't want it?
0:26.4	Yeah, realize you'd rather have almost anything else.
0:29.2	Or like orange water that you could bet or crunchy?
0:32.6	Carrots is orange water that doesn't taste like orange.
0:35.6	I like carrots though.
0:36.6	Me too.
0:37.6	Carrots are probably my favorite vegetable.
0:40.0	I, um, well I, maybe not favorite but they're, they're definitely the most convenient.
0:44.8	You're a big cauliflower.
0:45.8	I'm gonna call it a flower boy but but but but but but but but but but but but but but
0:53.5	I will say.
0:59.1	There's all my stuff, man.
1:00.1	Oh yeah.
1:01.1	I got nothing to do.
1:02.1	I'm sorry, Mike.
1:03.1	I'm not.
1:04.1	You moved it because we did the, we did it.
1:06.1	We did because it was time to move it.
1:08.1	Because we did it.
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