Episode 87: Life Advice From Ms. Pat

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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We take questions from listeners that need life advice from Ms. Pat. We are joined by her kids as they heckle from the back of the room. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	Welcome to another motherfucking episode.
0:16.1	So, hoot.
0:17.1	On the pat down.
0:19.1	These niggas are pets up high, I can't cool.
0:22.9	I can cool.
0:24.7	Two items.
0:25.4	We have Waldorf and Statler up there for the whole podcast.
0:31.4	What else we talking about?
0:33.4	Come on, we ain't sliding over here.
0:34.4	Y'all got me hiding this motherfucker.
0:35.4	We're taking questions from the audience.
0:37.4	Oh, we taking questions for...
0:38.4	Ooh, this is my place.
0:39.4	And I got my family back there, and they helped out.
0:42.4	And don't take none of this shit, sir.
0:44.4	Cause we ain't counselors.
0:47.4	I don't think...
0:48.4	I'm a counselor.
0:50.4	I'm a counselor.
	...

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