I was just listening to myself back and I was thinking, I don't like this guy and I realize

that guy was me. So I'm going to try and be less of a, a shit this episode. I can't really

remember what any of us sounded like. I can't remember any of it, to be honest. It's just overly

kooky. Oh, okay. So I'm just going to be more like Confucius this time around. Just be dry and

boring and not make much sense between my sentences.

Wait, you're trying to be less of a...

One day when Jack, Ollie and Andy were accompanying Confucius, Confucius said,

Why don't each of you tell me what you have your mind set on?

Andy was the first to reply.

He said he wanted to be as profitable and as prestigious as the Duke of Joe.

Once he had profit and prestige, he could have all the things his heart desired.

Jack, having suspected that Andy had given a poor response, said he wished to cultivate

humanness by helping others to help themselves. He wanted to allow others to see how their

selfishness prevented them from

becoming truly human and from experiencing true joy. Finally, Ollie simply responded that he wished

not to make any promises he couldn't keep, but that he hoped to learn from the ancients,

respect the roles he had been assigned and care for his friends and family.

Confucius sat quietly for a moment and then said,

Andy, you have mistaken what made the Duke of Joe so well pleased.

Jack, you have said the right words but for the wrong reason.

Olly, you can learn from the ancients, but also from your less capable friends.

See if you share any of their qualities. Hello and welcome to episode 87 of the Pansai cast.

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