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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 87: A knife made of pasta

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The Luke and The Pete are getting to the age where they need to think about going grey and what that means for them. Apparently, Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers takes affirmative action on that front. Who knew?


Also, there's a revisiting of the 'posh people getting angry' trope, and we discover (via a listener) a man who can literally make a sharp knife out of just about anything at all, including clothing and pasta. Incredible really. 


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0:00.0

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0:16.0

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0:24.0

Avantee west coast, feel good travel. Welcome to the Luke and Peachure. I'm here. My name's Pete Donaldson. Luke Muwa is also here and Luke Muwa did not tell me I had a spot on my nose.

0:51.2

Ah yes. I give it a little squeeze, it's all right now.

0:54.0

I am Luke in this foul jamboree and the spot on the nose thing is that I find it difficult because I didn't actually notice that one.

1:03.4

Right, fair dude.

1:04.4

But if I did notice it, see I'm someone who does like to be told these things.

1:08.0

I've got something in my teeth.

1:09.4

Yeah.

1:10.4

Food gets caught in your teeth a lot more as you get older.

1:12.2

It's just a fact of life.

1:13.4

I would prefer to be told about it and I regularly say to my wife, I can't believe you've let me sit there

1:18.2

in X event with a piece of whatever it is pepper in my eyeball yeah I can't believe it I can't believe you've let me sit there with a massive lamb chop on my head

1:30.3

I'm not certainly through an entire turbot she always says the same thing oh I'd know head and not said anything.

1:32.8

She always says the same thing.

1:34.8

Oh I didn't see it.

1:35.8

Shut up.

1:36.8

You just didn't want to say anything.

1:37.8

I don't like to look at your visage, Mr Muir, she says.

1:41.2

That's fair enough.

1:42.2

So I didn't see your spot, but if I'd seen it I would have probably

1:44.4

taken the micky out you what a humdinger that is yeah I'd like to thank the man who works for American

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