Episode 866: Matt Can't Burn A Bridge.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Paul explores some home remedies. Jacob has a toddler in his house. Matt apologizes to a the listeners. The boys plan their casino. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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0:00.0	I've got people to thank, and they are our ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.2	They go over to preaching fun.com, and they set up at the $50 or higher tier.
0:17.6	They are Star Trooper 3,000 scoop,
0:25.6	Rusty scoop, full cream scoop, praise, Father Confessor Scoot,
0:29.7	Hallelujah, Ice Blue Scoop, and Frankie Steaky Scoot.
0:30.4	I see the light.
0:36.4	That's right, they go over to preachingfund.com or patreon.com slash hay scoops and contribute at the $50 level or higher.
0:40.2	They are the ice cream truck drivers and they bring the ice cream straight to you.
0:44.4	If you don't have an ice cream truck driver, then how the fuck are you going to get your ice cream?
0:48.9	Answer me that, motherfuckers.
0:51.4	You can't.
0:52.4	You get nothing.
0:55.0	You can't do it. You can't handle the truth nothing. You get nothing. You can't do it.
0:56.0	You can't handle the truth.
0:57.0	Now it's on with the show.
0:59.0	Hey Johnny.
1:00.0	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:02.0	Whether you like it, knock?
1:03.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:04.0	Great.
1:05.0	Let's go.
1:06.0	I'm going to keep this energy going to the whole show.
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