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us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at. Today is Thursday, September

the 4th. Cecil. Yeah. I want to lead off with my newest wild ass prediction. Okay. I have a prediction. I have a

Trump-related prediction. And I do, I believe this. Another birthday parade next year. Well, I have two

predictions. Okay. I think that we will see before 2028 a national statue. Carved into a mountain or no? I don't think it'll be carved into a mountain. And the only reason I don't think it'll be carved into a mountain is because it'll take too long. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And from what I read, it's not really possible to add another president to Rushmore, which is what he wants. So there's just not, it won't, it won't work.

What I read is, like, all the geologists people are like, you can't do it. It'll fucking bust up the

mountain. Like, it's not, don't do that. But I was thinking that like every major dictator has somewhere

in the town square or something, you know, they've got a giant statue.

He loves strong men.

He loves strong men and dictators.

He does.

I believe, this is my prediction.

You can put fucking, I'll buy you dinner if it doesn't happen.

I think we will have a national Trump statue.

Whether it's officially like paid for by the federal government or not, I can't say.

But I think we will have a someone who will give it to him as a gift, something.

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