Episode 864: Mouth, Finger, Butthole.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Matt hates ketchup. Jacob's tech meaculpa. Paul changes the game. Bob Saget's humor and legacy, Meatloaf's vegas days, and the many face of zucchini. Scoop mail, jock vs nerd trivia.

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0:00.0	I don't go shit in my dick
0:03.0	I couldn't if I tried
0:06.0	The following people are ice cream truck drivers
0:09.0	That means they go over to patreon.com slash hay scoops
0:12.0	And subscribe at the $50 or higher tier
0:15.0	These people are Mr. Brain Freeze
0:18.0	Tuck-Billed Scoop Plus
0:20.0	Graham Whitaker, Graders Sunday Scoop,
0:22.9	Happiest Man Alive Podcast, Jake Schneider, and Jeff Harris.
0:27.8	Again, if you want to be one of these ice cream truck drivers, you can go over to
0:31.6	patreon.com slash hay scoops, or you can go to preaching fun.com. They both take you to the same place.
0:39.4	If you want your ice cream, then you need your motherfucking ice cream truck drivers.
0:45.1	That's how you get your ice cream.
0:46.8	That's how you do it.
0:48.3	We need to talk, that's too much.
0:50.7	About what?
0:51.8	Your anger.
0:53.1	Over the top.
0:58.2	OTT, as they say. What anger? what anger OTT oh you don't even you down with OTT oh you know me alright it's time for the show
1:03.5	Hey Johnny do you want to go to an ice cream social yeah I'd love to. Great, let's go.
1:14.8	Paul, celebrities die in threes, buddy.
1:17.6	If you stop counting at three and start immediately over at one and always stop a three,
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