Episode 86 - Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 21 August 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss tomorrow's eclipse, Jessie's relative who went blind because of the last eclipse, why you shouldn't give any platforms to the KKK, and the death of Jerry Lewis. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! evolution!
0:13.0	That's my mom! Oh God.
0:23.0	That's my fucking eclipsing. I'm eclipsing. I'm eclipsing so
0:28.0	hard. I'm fucking eclipsing.
0:30.0	Oh, good. I'm fucking eclipsing so hard!
0:37.0	Happy eclipse day people, sorry you caught me in the middle, you caught me mid-eclips.
0:45.7	Yeah, we're live from the eclipse site.
0:48.4	Boy, we have been staked out for days for the eclipse.
0:55.0	We are not, we are near totality,
1:00.0	but we are not on the path of totality.
1:02.0	We're not in the path of totality. We're not in the
1:03.0	for the eclipse. Yeah. No, but we're as close as we can get.
1:06.7	We so we're going to be in Wilmington, North Carolina
1:11.1	for the eclipse. Yes. On Carolina Beach specifically.
1:17.0	Specifically. I'm looking at the weather channel here. Okay.
1:23.2	This spucking eclipse is a lot longer than you said.
1:26.6	I said it was from 2, like 1.30 to 4.
1:31.6	Uh, all right, all right. Well, I thought you said it was like a half hour last show.
1:36.0	Well, that's the lead up. So that's going to be partial, partial, partial, and then the total
1:40.6	eclipse. Full boner. Full boner that you're going to be eclipsing as hard as you were just
1:46.1	eclipsing in the beginning of the show is about I think 7 to 15 minutes.
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