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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 859: Whippets and Surfing Dogs

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

SF cops seize the unlikely drug of choice of Grateful Dead fans Elon Musk Amplifies Bizarre Claim That 'Women Are Built To Be Traded' | HuffPost Latest News Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Fighting in 'Marriage Story' Is Being Used by the USDA to Scare Off Wolves and Save Cattle: 'They Need to Know Humans Are Bad' Recall issued after some Celsius energy drinks were inadvertently filled with High Noon vodka seltzer South Africa injects rhino horns with radioactive material to curb poaching | AP News 4 injured after tractor-trailer crash spills thousands of hot dogs on I-83 in York County, Pa. Houston Pastor convicted in $3.6M fraud case returns to megachurch after prison release Millionaire big game hunter gored to death in ambush by 200 stone buffalo Pooches ride waves at World Dog Surfing Championships | AP News In a miniature world, climate change and environmental issues loom large

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Dissinence is brought to you by our patrons.

0:04.3

You fucking rock.

0:09.1

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

0:15.0

The explicit tag is there for a reason. Recording live from Gloryhole Studios in Chicago and beyond.

0:44.0

This is cognitive distance.

0:46.7

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence.

0:52.8

To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

0:57.5

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at. Today is Thursday, August the 14th when you're hearing this.

1:07.2

But the day we're recording it is the seventh. It's funny shit. It doesn't matter. It's funny show. We can all relax a little bit.

1:12.7

Kick back. Watch the world unravel around us.

1:15.6

Tom, it's nice to just relax for a minute and think about something that's not this administration.

1:20.7

The worst. Yeah, it's nice.

1:22.2

So let's talk about the story from SFGate, San Francisco Gate.

1:25.9

San Francisco police seize the unlikely drug of choice of Grateful Dead fans.

1:31.5

So I love any article that uses this phrase, vendors selling nitrous oxide or ice cold fatties.

1:42.2

Were you big when it's outside Grateful Dead concerts?

1:45.2

Ice cold faties. Ice cold faddes.

1:47.9

So years ago,

1:50.2

I was at

1:51.0

I've been to a Grateful Dead parking lot

1:55.3

one time. I think I know this.

1:57.4

I went there one time to buy acid.

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