Episode 855: An Embarrassingly Small Amount of Ice Cream

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissinence is brought to you by our patrons.
0:04.3	You fucking rock.
0:09.1	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason. Recording live from Glorahill Studios in Chicago and beyond, this is cognitive dissonance.
0:47.8	Every episode would be blasts anyone who gets in our way.
0:50.3	We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news,
0:56.2	makes it big or makes us mad.
0:59.4	It's skeptical.
1:00.9	It's political.
1:02.7	And there is no welcome at.
1:05.1	Today is Thursday, July 24th.
1:08.7	24th when you're listening to this.
1:10.6	Nailed it. We're recording the same day. But I'm just're listening to this. Nailed it.
1:11.0	We were recording the same day,
1:12.7	but I'm just back from vacation, Tom.
1:14.6	Back from vacation?
1:15.2	I wanted to tell you a story about my landing the night we came back.
1:19.5	I was, we left,
1:22.7	we flew, we had to do a connecting flight.
1:25.4	There's no way to not do a connecting flight from where we left.
1:28.3	We left from Stockholm and we had to fly back to Chicago. So there's no like direct flights from
1:33.4	Stockholm to Chicago. You've just got to decide who you want to take you there. And so I've flown on
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