Episode 854: Cheesarito

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Eltzroth drives Matt to Chicago. Jacob is a sexy cowboy. Paul recounts the horror of popcorn lung. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd trivia.

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0:00.0	The following scoops are the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.7	That means that they do $50 or more over at patreon.com slash hey scoops.
0:12.2	That's Paul's brother, Jonathan Kaplan, Joshua Bartles, Malia Strimple, Star Trooper
0:18.2	3,000 scoop, rusty scoop, full cream scoop, father confessor scoop,000 Scoop, Rusty Scoop, Full Cream Scoop, Father Confessor Scoop, Ice Blue Scoop, and Frankie's Teakie Scoot.
0:27.2	That's right. These are the motherfucking ice cream truck drivers.
0:30.1	How the fuck else are you going to get your ice cream?
0:34.1	Wow.
0:35.7	Get on your knees and thank the ice cream truck drivers
0:38.7	It's for real guys
0:41.0	This is serious
0:41.9	They're really driving the fucking trucks
0:43.7	Hey Johnny
0:43.7	Do you want to go to an ice cream social
0:46.3	They're literally driving trucks
0:48.0	Great, let's go
0:49.6	Oh
0:51.1	Wonderful time here
0:52.8	Everything is fine.
0:56.5	No big deal.
0:59.3	Wave five is how we are in now?
1:02.1	At least eight.
1:03.9	I like to measure by the variance.
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