Episode 852: Penis Earnhardt.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

In the classic battle of Juggling Vs. Magic, only one can prevail. This show is brought to you by a Dry Rub Carpet cleaner. Jacob build a baby giraffe while Paul plants his flag. Scoop mai and Jock Vs. Nerd. NOTE: The episode was recorded before the major tornado damage ravaged parts of the country. There is a brief bit late in the show where we make jokes about nocturnal tornadoes.

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0:00.0	The following people are our ice cream truck drivers of the week.
0:08.9	That is, they do $50 or more on patreon.com slash hey scoops.
0:13.1	That's greater Sunday scoop.
0:14.8	Jake Schneider, Bad Pirate Scoop, Dan Lozer, Darren Cunningham, Darth Scooper, David Walker, and Blue Line Scoop.
0:23.2	Thank you so much to our ice cream truck drivers.
0:26.0	Thank you guys.
0:26.4	If it's not for the ice cream truck drivers, how the fuck do you get your ice cream?
0:30.3	That's the question.
0:32.1	That's true.
0:33.1	No, I'm with the show.
0:34.8	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:38.6	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:40.0	Great.
0:40.5	Let's go.
0:42.4	I kind of like that.
0:43.4	How the fuck do you get your ice cream?
0:44.7	Yeah, it's a good question.
0:47.1	It's rhetorical.
0:48.8	You have to walk a lot further.
0:51.5	That's the thing.
0:53.1	That's true, Paul.
0:54.0	I guess it's not rhetorical if you don't want it to be.
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