Hello again friends and you are our friends and welcome to another edition of Jim Cornets

Drive Through right here wherever it is that you've pulled up to whatever time it is that

we open here this weekend whatever weekend is that you're listening I am your host the great Brian

last just give them all the options and I'm very happy to present to you from the dollar menu the

man who'll be answering your questions mr. Jim Cornet what you tough what from the dollar menu let

me tell you something pal I am not I'm not just a little small thin patty of dried up shriveled ground

beef stuck in between a little bitty bun on on on that dollar menu I'm at big thick meaty juicy

throbbing triple in between those giant massive buns over over on the left side of that menu where

the where the rich people eat where the where the people that are well healed come into Wendy's and

just throw caution of the winds and get the large supersized stuff that's what I am pal supersized

hasn't been supersized in years well it ought to be that's that's the problem you can't go in a

place anymore and just say god damn it bring my food out in a trough just bring just bring me order

food by the pound that's why I like barbecue places because you can just go in and you can order

food by the pound give me the pound of brisket I want to or or like the the TV dinners it you know

you go into tea in the frozen food section the hungry man dinner over one and a half pounds of

food that's why I want to eat where you weigh my food instead of serve it or cook it you just weigh

it and bring it out to me in a fucking trough that's way a man eats and how do you feel after that

yeah bet you eat you eat kale don't you I juice kale I don't really eat kale as much

trail mix not really not not a trail mix fan fucking granola granola is awesome well I knew one of

those that trip your trigger somewhere it's like James Gregory the noted southern philosopher

and stand up comic said one time said all these kids these days eating granola and kale and healthy

and all that stuff what what what what did what did people back in the old days eat what did John

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