Before you listen to this episode, please take off your socks and shoes. It's SO good that it will blow your socks clean off. Just a warning. O'Neill starts us off by detailing his trip to Vegas and describes an off the strip bar that he discovered. Spoiler alert: he got a hot dog there with all the fixins. After that, the dudes decide to class it up a little bit by talking about farts for a little while. Fear not, they're discussing a scientific study! After that, Danish shares the tragic topic that most people aren't brave enough to discuss: fart assault. Danish then talks about seeing a beautiful picture of Gary Keillor speaking at his alma mater. That portion of the show just makes up the appetizers. Now, it's time for the main course, the meat 'n potatoes. The entree is a story with a twist that you will not believe. The story was so good that we had no choice but to name the episode after it. How do you follow that? Only one way. A new season of 60 Days In is upon us, and we go over the first episode. Think we peaked? Yeah right. We follow that hot segment up with a salacious story about a substitute teacher gone wrong in Oklahoma. Then, it's on to some post show talk. Man, what an episode. I need a cigarette.