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Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Podcast

Episode 85 – Surrealist Comedy & 0.0% Robins

Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Podcast

Radio X

Comedy

4.93.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2015

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Elis and John take on health fads this week, and Producer Dave is back alongside the boys. Elis also gives us his take on both the decline of premiership footballer John Terry and how to write surrealist comedy, whilst John has continued to stay off the booze, resulting in further improvements in the condition of his skin. There’s a welcome return for Textual Healing, and as always we’ve got Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Radio X.

0:01.6

Ellis James and John Robbins.

0:03.4

Hello everyone.

0:04.5

Welcome to the podcast, the Ellis James and John Robbins podcast on Radio X.

0:09.3

It's just me this morning.

0:11.1

This is the first time I've done a solo podcast intro, and I feel very sad.

0:14.8

Ellis has had to shoot off for a high-flying blue-tick verified Twitter account meeting,

0:21.1

where him and the other sort of corporate overlords meet

0:24.6

to decide the price that you and I and Billy No-mates

0:28.4

has to pay for bread and milk and cheese.

0:31.8

The show was fun today,

0:34.8

and there are a few anecdotes I forgot to talk about, which maybe I'll hold off for next week,

0:40.6

but I found a squirrel in our recycling wheelie bin.

0:43.6

So maybe this will remind me to mention that to Ellis next week.

0:48.8

As I am alone, I can reveal many of Ellis's secrets.

0:53.3

He accidentally picked up the wrong baby when visiting his wife and child in hospital

0:58.0

and didn't tell his wife because he was too embarrassed and is bringing her up as his own.

1:05.1

He has six toes on his left foot.

1:10.4

Again, only his nearest and dearest know about that

1:13.2

and he is a silly goose

1:17.3

and has a silly voice

1:20.2

he's a very different

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