Welcome to Real TV, your source for snarky reality TV recaps.

I'm your tour guide Jody and today we'll take a trip through this week's

episodes of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Potomac, Teen Mom OG, and Married

At First Sight.

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Phew, that must be what Lisa Rina and now Shannon Bedore have you seen this?

Must be what they feel like when they're on QVC shilling dusters and frozen food but you know what good

for them.

Someday I'd like to think that I can be on Shark Tank and Lori will sign me up

because if you haven't heard this little story before I should have had my idea

patented way back in 1990 I was in fifth grade and for our invention project my idea was that mayonnaise should be sold in squeeze bottles with a little slit in caps when you turn it over and squeeze just like ketchup your mannies would come out in one thin stream and what do you know

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