Episode 85: Never eaten a crisp

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Rejoice at the return of your favourite podcast featuring two men that know nothing about anything talking for half an hour. Pete's been to the seaside, and this time he managed to avoid getting sunburnt! He celebrates by talking for a bit about pants.

We then move on to the well-trodden subjects of haircuts, how much one should pay, and finish off with a good dose of British awkwardness, something both Luke and Pete know very well. There's time before we go to hear two incredible stories too - one about a man who is phobic of crisps, and another whose 'porn shed' burnt down in a 'horny inferno'. We apologise in advance.

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0:00.0	Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you
0:08.3	slide by on track to your
0:15.0	there.
0:20.0	this is not a care in the world as you simply lean back.
0:17.0	And before you know it, you're there.
0:20.0	This is how travels should feel,
0:22.0	and on our trains it does.
0:25.0	Avanti West Coast feel good travel. It's the Logan Beach Shore, Pete Dawson with you, I'm joined by Luke Moore.
0:44.1	Hello?
0:45.1	You're right.
0:46.1	I'm very, I'm flimbing hot.
0:48.3	I spent the most of the weekend just gone asking my parents and grandparent if this summer is as hot as the famous summer of
0:56.4	1976.
0:57.4	Ah, is that, was that particularly hot?
0:59.4	I thought 1990 was quite hot as well.
1:01.4	76 is famous.
1:02.4	Really? Minister for drought and all sorts. Did people? I mean that he was quite hot as well 76 is famous really
1:03.2	what happened did people melt yeah it's bad what they appointed a
1:07.3	minister just for drought yeah I mean that's a time limited job isn't it really
1:11.2	it rained a week after that apparently as well.
1:13.0	Did it, brilliant. Yeah, so,
1:15.0	apparently it's up there, but I don't know, I mean it's a long time ago, so who knows?
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