Episode 85: Fine Imported Goblin

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2013

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Sheryl Nuxoll, Idaho GOP State Senator, Compares Health Care To The Holocaust Modesty in Ultra-Orthodox Brooklyn Is Enforced by Secret Squads Churches threaten to pull funding if Boy Scouts drop anti-gay ban Poll: Quarter of Americans say God influences sporting events Applebee’s fires waitress who posted receipt from pastor complaining about auto-tip Evangelical Pastor convinced followers his penis contained HOLY MILK, arrested CHITOWN BLAST : BEHEADED GOBLIN FOUGHT BACK, SAYS EYEWITNESS Link to petition: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/abolish-clauses-constitutions-seven-states-which-prohibit-atheists-holding-public-office/my6MFQb0

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0:00.0	Today's show is brought to you by Audible. Please visit audiblepodcast.com
0:04.5	forward slash dissonance pod for your free audiobook download.
0:09.7	Hi y'all, this is Hillbilly God. We got another edition of God's Mailbag.
0:15.5	A roomba asks, what are the Hillbilly 10 Commandments?
0:19.5	Well, I'll read them off to you.
0:22.0	One, ain't but one guy.
0:24.5	Two, honor your ma and pa.
0:27.5	Three, no telling tales or gossiping.
0:31.0	Number four, get your hide to Sunday meetin'.
0:35.0	Number five, ain't nothin' come before the Lord.
0:39.0	Number six, no foolin' with another feller's gal.
0:43.0	Number seven, no killin' separate critters.
0:46.0	Number eight, click your foul mouthin'.
0:49.0	Number nine, no swapping your kinfolk stuff.
0:52.5	And number ten, don't be hankerin' for it neither.
0:56.0	They'd seem to forgot just one of them.
0:58.0	Love me or I'll torture you forever and ever, because I'm just.
1:02.5	Stacey asks, why does God let children die?
1:06.5	It isn't two-year-old died, it was a freak accent.
1:09.0	But why did God let it happen?
1:11.0	Why didn't God let her pull through?
1:13.5	Sweet Jesus, crispy keg, stacey.
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