Episode 846: Naked 5K and Jell-O Shots

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Inmate's last words before execution: 'President Trump, keep making America great' 'RUMP': Customers upset with missing 'T' in Trump-branded watch that cost $640 : r/offbeat Kindergartener brought Jell-O shots to school, gave them out to students, says district Police find naked man in Lowe's display shed with Vaseline and phone Man died of 'blunt force injuries' at US zoo after suspected kangaroo fight | South Carolina | The Guardian Man sues Whataburger for almost $1M over no-onion special request – WFTV An Oregon man who quit his job to set sail with his cat arrives to cheering fans in Hawaii | AP News Ocala woman arrested after punching officer's testicles, refusing to pay tab at steakhouse Apple products stolen out of moving truck during heist on Pennsylvania Turnpike Duck terrorizes Florida neighborhood, sending 1 to hospital Spartanburg nudist resort hosting naked Buck Creek Streak 5K

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissinence is brought to you by our patrons.
0:04.3	You fucking rock.
0:09.1	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason. recording live from Glorityhole Studios in Chicago and beyond, this is Cognitive Dissence.
0:47.1	Every episode we blasts anyone who gets in our way.
0:49.6	We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or
0:56.7	makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is. No welcome, Matt. It's the day you're
1:04.7	listening to this. I don't know when that is. When does it so come out? Come out next Thursday?
1:10.3	Well, it's next Thursday then.
1:11.9	Enjoy your next Thursday.
1:13.5	What is next? What's today?
1:15.0	It's the fifth. So it's got to be the 12th.
1:16.5	It's the 12th. Yeah, so be the 12th.
1:17.9	So it's the 12th when you're hearing this. And today's our funny show. I fucking love doing
1:22.4	these funny shows, man.
1:24.2	Big fan. God. And especially the stories on this one are a fucking hoot, man.
1:29.1	These are fucking great.
1:30.8	So let's launch right into this.
1:32.6	If you're hearing this, it's probably, I don't know if Trump and fucking Elon Musk have had their cage match in the Octagon yet or whatever is about.
1:41.5	God, I hope so.
1:42.6	Stupid, surrealist
1:44.2	bullshit is about to happen next.
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