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This is cognitive dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical.

It's political.

And there is no welcome at.

Today is Thursday, May the 14th.

And I'm back in studio, Cecil.

You are. You aren't fixed yet.

I am not fixed.

Next week, you're getting fixed.

I get fixed up next week, but I made it to the studio today for the record.

Tom, everybody, we might have a different schedule next week.

Tom, it's going to, what are they going to do?

Tell people what they're going to do because you described it as spatch cocking your neck.

And I don't know that that's true, but you tell me.

It feels like not bad.

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