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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 84: WYKS The Eagle

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2019

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

With over 60 years combined of going on the computer and posting on it and talking to their friends, Mike and JF are here to give you the absolute best lottery numbers possible (binary), the most incomplete wrap-up of the Krassenstein Reddit AMA possible, and the most hackable way to get packages delivered just outside your front door. For more of these two schmucks getting together and shootin da shirt, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And as long as they didn't break the website, a simple $5 contribution will unlock for your amusement hours upon hours of goofs, gags, and jokes.Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh no they hit another YKS.

0:05.0

Look out here comes another YKS.

0:07.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:09.0

Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.

0:11.0

Oh no, they get another YKS.

0:14.0

Now you gotta hear another YKS.

0:16.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:18.0

Put your headphones on, it's YKS. Hey guys I just wanted to let you know that I was on like a fourth date and I went home with this guy that seems like pretty normal and then he instead of a bed, he just had like a bunch of reindeer skins.

0:50.0

And I slept there. It's just like a nest of reindeer skin. I think I have a rash.

1:02.1

I don't know if it's like mites or what, but it's kind of a low point in my life.

1:10.0

All right, thanks for the show guys. Hey everybody, welcome to YKS.

1:17.0

Jesse Farrar here with you.

1:21.0

Mike.

1:22.0

Bup-B-Bup-B-B-B-B- Mike. your mind, although when is it not? The big game. Super Bowl L I I

1:38.0

is on. And right, and that is. Super Bowl Lee.

1:44.0

Yep.

1:45.0

Don't need to... I don't know. I didn't. I never learned my Roman numerals.

1:50.0

This is like Christmas for you, isn't it?

1:51.0

They taught me English numerals. I never took I don't know. Yeah like that's a whole

1:56.2

another class or something. Yeah I don't think that's yeah this is like Christmas for me. It's my two favorite teams. Right the Rams and the Patriots going head to head who do I root for I'm torn. Oh, it's it's freaking soapy's choice

2:09.3

Yeah, soapy's choice. Yeah, soapy's choice. Yeah.

2:13.0

The honor.

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