Hahaha...

You are young.

You are 35 years old.

35 is young and the grand scheme of things.

Though you are young, as every year goes by, you feel your dreams being abandoned.

One by one, like cars in a snowstorm.

You work at the Constructa Bear warehouse.

It's a store where children come in and choose the component parts and outfits for a teddy bear that they would like.

And you construct them, like a new Jersey mall, Dr. Frankenstein.

You've been there for 10 years.

On your 10-year anniversary, you were given a custom-made 10-year anniversary bear,

wearing a bomber jacket and flying goggles.

You threw it in the lake.

This is not your dream.

You are not living your dream.

In fact, you've forgotten what your dream ever was.

Perhaps you wanted to be a football player or a ballerina or an astronaut.

You can't remember anymore.

You are a bear technician at a Constructa Bear warehouse.

There must be more to life than this, you think.

Raming this stuffing nozzle into the polyester anus of a synthetic bear skin and turning on the pump.

As the bear begins to fill your mind wonders,

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