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The Amelia Project

Episode 84 - The Battle of Stiklestad (1030)

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

"This will be the site of a great battle, a battle that will go down in Norwegian history, and you my friends, have front row seats!" The Amelia Project is a fiction podcast comedy about fake deaths and new identities. In this episode we take you back to a defining moment in viking history... The Amelia Project is a production of Imploding Fictions. This episode features Sveinung Oppegaard as Thorfinn, Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, and Sveinung Oppegaard, Alan Burgon, Fredrik Baaden and Philip Thorne as the viking armies of King Olaf and Tore Hund. The episode is written, directed and edited by Philip Thorne with story editing by Oystein Ulsberg Brager, sound design by Paul Kraner, music by Fredrik Baaden, production assistance and research by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:37.4

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0:40.2

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0:42.2

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0:47.7

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0:51.4

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0:53.6

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0:55.9

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0:57.1

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1:00.3

This episode is dedicated to Kaylee Wilson, who grew a hairdo so long the face and eventually the whole body was no longer visible.

1:09.2

When Kaylee got a haircut, the hairdresser discovered there was actually no one under the hair.

1:15.7

Kaylee will reappear as a Komodo Dragon Tamer for an Indonesian circus.

1:20.6

Be like Kaylee, support the show on Patreon and let us fake your death.

1:25.2

And now, enjoy the episode.

1:43.3

Thank you. Let us fake your death. And now, enjoy the episode. Oh, snorri. Are you all right?

1:45.0

I am fine. Just a little...

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