Episode 84 - President Wario (2/19/17)

Chapo Trap House

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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The dry boys are back, recording from Felix's new dirty disgusting apartment. We talk about Mike Flynn's resignation, some dumb Trump shit, and WaPo's moronic article about coughing that lound blount. Then Matt reviews the new show "ABP," a program about how great it would be if Peter Thiel took over a police precinct. We close with a reading series from a particularly soft Trump supporter, professional scold Mark Bauerlein.

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0:00.0	I'm expecting you're going to be a
0:03.8	b.
0:04.8	Is that all?
0:07.8	No try again.
0:09.8	I've been expecting your call. You have something at mine, I hope you're going to get it back.
0:15.0	Man, I have no problem with that. You see, finally I figured out why you ordered
0:20.4	that candy to get killed. He ordered the other candy because he knew about all the sick shit that you do.
0:26.0	You don't want everybody to know you a secret, right?
0:28.2	What secret?
0:29.2	Yeah, you know, secret, bitch.
0:31.7	You know, the one that you recorded on your camera that you always
0:33.9	record on your camera? All the bad habits that you have and you record on your
0:37.7	camera. What do you want? What's the in person? What is you in person? No, that would be good for business,
0:47.0	one.
0:48.0	You can feel the thing. Yeah, I'm good with that.
0:53.0	For a bit more than I'm going on.
0:55.0	Two hours.
0:56.0	And I'm at all starting.
0:58.0	Fucking bitch.
1:00.0	All I'm going to be is a joke.
1:03.0	All I'm going to be is a joke.
1:07.0	And I'm going to be a joke.
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