Episode 84: A CLASH OF KINGS, THEON I: "You Can't Go Home Again"

Not A Podcast ASOIAF Re-Read Podcast

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4.8 • 755 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2019

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week! In this episode, everything goes exactly according to plan for our new protagonist, Theon “The Ladies Love Me” Greyjoy. This week, we: - Talk about our favorite to least favorite Greyjoys - Emmett analyzes how Theon came into being as a POV character and why his character beats far outshine his actual plot beats. - Analyze Theon in how he constructs his identity around Ironborn lore he doesn't have a personal connection to and how awful this manifests itself in his treatment of the captain's daughter. - Muse on the worldbuilding George puts into the Ironborn culture, and how these sparse, bleak lands speak volumes on GRRM's opinion of them and their culture. - Pour one out for Balon Greyjoy who has a sad, and that sad is going to result in a disastrous war which will give the Ironborn nothing - Is the Captain's Daughter pregnant by Theon? We discuss! Next week, ACOK Daenerys I where we finally check in with the Mother of Dragons and her tiny band of followers wandering the desert. No religious imagery there whatsoever. And we will be joined in the Red Waste by a new guest: Mighty Isobel! Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/ Our youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmDfPdG…iew_as=subscriber Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the Nod podcast, the One True Chapter by Chapter Podcast going through a song of the listed fire one chapter week.
0:28.1	I'm the new host Jeff, better than to be fish.
0:31.0	And I'm your other host Emmett, better known as Poor Clinton.
0:34.2	And welcome to the 84th episode of The Not not a cast titled You Can't Go Home Again,
0:38.6	and now's Clash Kings Theon 1, in which everything goes exactly according to plan
0:43.1	for our new protagonist of all of a song of ice and fire.
0:47.0	Theon, the ladies love me, Rayjoy.
0:50.3	Everything goes swimmingly and everything will continue to go swimmingly for our favorite
0:53.5	ironborn character
0:54.5	you are so right and you know i feel bad because last week i called that stannis was recently clowned
0:59.4	you know actually it's theon who's going to be very much clowned this chapter and in the next
1:03.5	chapter and the chapter after that and the chapter after that just forever well put sir the true
1:09.7	king of clowns the Theon Grayjoy.
1:11.3	We're so happy to have him here with us.
1:12.8	Yes, welcome, Mr. Theon.
1:14.1	It's going to be so much fun to talk about you today.
1:16.1	So, as always, this episode is brought to you by our small council, our hand of the king,
1:19.6	Wolfman, Zach, Grand Master Timbob, Lord Commander of the Waves. Sir Keith J., Master of Whispers. Lord Philip the Merciful, Master of Laws.
1:29.8	Jancy O, Lady Commander of the Knights Watch. Lord Jean, Master of Coin. Arch Mr. June,
1:34.5	Hiller of the Lesser Poxes. Ragged Michael, Warren of the North. Nelson, the Hammer, Prince of Dragon Scone.
1:39.3	Scarlet, the Other Red Woman and Mistress of Whispers. Lord Baby the Onion Baby. Lord Blackheart the Defiant, master of source. Lord Micah, Ward of the West, the Crackensbane, Lord James,
1:48.6	the Jim that was promised, the High Barrier Priest, the blue-ringed octaling, Lord Jake
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