Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, in Patterson Revolution!

Ross, you by Ghostbath.com, yeah, yeah, yes, welcome to the show, kids, dammit, man.

Got to find it today, kids. A little bit under the weather. Talked about yesterday, Jesse's out.

Now she's the one that's dying this year. Same time as me. Same thing that happened last year.

She's no longer with us. She's resting in peace right now. And not sure that she's going to make it.

Kidding, she's alive. She's fine. It's not in the hospital. She's going to make it, relax.

But the show goes on. You know the rules here, kids. The show goes on no matter what.

One of this is dying. The other one shows up. We don't leave you guys in the lurch.

I don't leave you on the front porch. I don't treat you like a bunch of latchkey kids.

I'm here. I'm here for you. Papa bears here for you. Dammit. But I will say this.

The wild part about being sick, especially when you own a seltzer company is when you get the new flavors in,

then you have a meeting in the afternoon afterwards. You got to try to get it wrong.

Probably the last thing I wanted to do today this morning when I woke up being sick.

Most of the kids were sick and up all night is start boozing at 10 a.m. in the morning.

But here we are. Show goes on in that world too. Nothing I can do about it.

If you're out there and want to try these delightful new flavors, I actually got the Christmas sweater on today.

The hard day of Christmas sweater on today. So drinking bros dot com. We got a bunch of ugly sweaters for sale there.

And the drinking bros dot com store. Click on the store peruse the catalog.

And if you want the new flavors, which I have a meeting about today because it just showed up,

I think some people have gotten them in certain parts of the country.

I know they're available online now. You can go to hard day of seltzer dot com.

Peony Kalata and the watermelon of the two new ones and they'll ship rights to your house.

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