Episode 835: Emergency Boobs!

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Far-Right Influencers Are Hosting a $10K-per-Person Matchmaking Weekend to Repopulate the Earth | WIRED Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed - CBS News Idaho governor signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure and 'truck nuts' Phoenix teacher arrested after allegedly peeing into a can while at his desk 'It's a lot of pee': Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin – or why NJ police chief accused of pooping by desks, spiking coffee with Viagra Pikachu Becomes Viral Symbol of Resistance During Anti-Erdoğan Protest In Turkey - Animehunch California woman uses world's longest tongue to play Jenga - UPI.com Declassified CIA files reveal psychic quest for the Ark of the Covenant - The Jerusalem Post Scalpers Caught Selling Free DMV Appointments For $250 In Miami Mom arrested for allegedly using electric dog shock collar on kid – NBC10 Philadelphia

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1:16.1	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
1:21.9	The explicit tag is there for a reason. Recording live from Gloryhole Studios in Chicago and beyond.
1:51.1	This is cognitive dissonance.
1:54.0	Every episode we blasts anyone who gets in our way.
1:56.6	We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news
2:02.1	makes it big or makes us mad.
2:05.8	It's skeptical.
2:07.5	It's political.
2:09.1	And there is no welcome at.
2:11.6	Today is whatever day you're listening to this.
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