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🗓️ 15 July 2020
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0:00.0 | I don't know that this is true, but I have heard allegedly that two Israeli, I don't know what agency they would have been part of, maybe the most sought. |
0:09.0 | A male and female agent were sent out to arrest Scorceini at a bar that he frequented by pretending that they were a couple and they wanted to have a three way with them. |
0:21.0 | And they convinced him, yeah, we want to go back to your house and have a three way. So they go back to his house and they think they're about to arrest him. |
0:31.0 | And then from behind him, they hear the click of a gun and okay, so how did you figure out who I was? |
0:37.0 | And that's Scorceini ended up working for Israel. |
0:41.0 | And to be true, like Scorceini was like a real life James Bond type, like he was extremely wildly. |
0:47.0 | And this is an anti-James Bond podcast. |
0:52.0 | Yeah, blow fell. The villain from James Bond is based on Autosquitzeini. |
0:58.0 | Yeah, the guy who pets the cat, the name Scarface comes from Autosquitzeini. |
1:04.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, he got them dueling, I think. |
1:07.0 | Yeah, yeah, basically if you look at a portrait of any German who was born sort of pre-World War II, |
1:14.0 | if they're from the upper classes, they have very oftentimes tasteful scars sort of crisscrossing their faces. |
1:20.0 | And those were signs of basically like manhood and virility that they got while dueling at their fucked up schools that they went to. |
1:27.0 | You know, it's like all British upper class people were sort of brutally molested at their private schools. |
1:33.0 | And all Germans were also probably happened to them as well considering what we know now about sort of post-World War II German history. |
1:41.0 | And let's say rather extremely liberal attitudes towards pedophilia, but they're sort of equivalent to that was just stabbing each other in the faces with rapiers. |
1:55.0 | And one time I was telling an ex-girlfriend a mind about that and she didn't believe me so I showed her a photo of German like dualist guys. |
2:02.0 | And then she was like, oh dude, that's so hot. |
2:05.0 | So apparently it still works. |
2:07.0 | Fellas, if you're out there, you're young, you're virile, start doing your boys. |
2:11.0 | It's a totally safe thing to do during COVID. |
2:14.0 | Duals, boys. |
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