What shall we give to the boy in the temple?

What shall we offer the land by the sea? Hello, Hello, David Michael, it's Heretic Woman, from Beyond the Trailer Park, and my secular savior,

wishing you congratulations on finishing the most bizarre book I've read in a very long time. Amazing. Magic compass ball,

people with poison skin, a bazillion wars, three immortal preacher dudes, submarines with magic rock lights, and to top it off,

a headless guy running around.

You can't make that shit up.

Well, you can actually, because Joseph Smith did, but wow, what an imagination.

So good job, loving it. Can't wait to see what you're going to do with

the pearl of great price, because I don't know if you can top that. So good luck, and once again,

congratulations from Beyond the Trailer Park and My Secular Savior.

This is No Illusions from the Skathing Ahing atheist podcast, and I've been meaning to send David

a clip congratulating him for finishing the Book of Mormon for over a week now, but I have a

good excuse for coming in late.

See, as anybody who listens to our show knows, I cuss a lot, and I know that David likes to

keep his show clean, and I wouldn't want him to have to beep a bunch of shit out of my congratulatory clip, right?

I mean, what kind of asshole would I be if I made the motherfucker I was congratulating to a bunch of work just to play the shit that I said in congratulations, right?

So anyway, congratulations for making it to the end of that god-dib stupid f*** stained d for brain bat

that is the book of Mormon for a f*** sake dude how the fuck you made it through all that

is a fucking amazing to me but you did it and that calls for a fucking celebration also

congratulations on raising a ton of money for that awesome charity that helps all those

motherfuckers whose brains have been turned into monkey shit from the fucking of that

fucking book and that religion.

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