Episode 83 - Crawling in my skinnn, these wounds they will not heallllll: SCORPIONS

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Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0 • 868 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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The title of this episode is a decoy. This episode is not about Scorpions. The actual episode is about what I leaned about how to travel to Europe with your girlfriend in your mid 20’s. I have a good friend who’s a little younger than me and is going to Italy to meet his girl’s family soon, so I made him a travel guide with what I learned from doing a similar thing in my 20’s with this episode. I used a decoy title because if I named the episode about what it i...

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0:00.0	And Ladies and
0:20.0	gentlemen, welcome to World Presentations Podcast. Ladies and gentlemen,
0:21.0	Welcome to World Presentations Podcast.
0:22.0	This is episode 83 and it's called
0:25.3	Crawling in my skin these wounds. They will not heal scorpions. How you guys doing?
0:32.4	We are going to be taking a look at
0:35.0	Scorp's, scorpions, see what's going. That's not what this episode's about.
0:40.0	That's not. The title is a total decoy. This episode is not about scorpions. I will explain what's all this is like a this is like a special mission episode right okay what this is actually going to be. This is a travel guide to
0:56.3	international travel for going to Bologna, Italy with your girlfriend. Let me
1:02.0	explain. Okay, so I had a buddy who was a guitar comic, right?
1:08.4	And so he passed away like five, six years ago.
1:10.9	When I went to his funeral, I met his little brother named Alex, right?
1:14.0	And I've kept in contact and like he's a good friend of mine. I really like, like he's a little bit younger than me.
1:19.0	He's in his mid-20s and shit, right? But I still like, you know, keep a contact, how you doing, what's going on, you got a job, whatever else, you got a girl right? But I still like, you know, keep a contact how you doing? What's going on? You got a job, whatever else. You got a girl right? So I hit him up and we're talking or whatever and he told me that him and his girlfriend are planning
1:33.2	or like his girlfriend has family she's Italian she has family that live in the Bologna region of Italy right okay
1:40.4	when he's telling me this I have no idea where the hell this is. All I know is Parma, Italy from Charles Ponzi.
1:45.6	Dude, that's all I know. My Italy knowledge is very low, right? But he's telling me he's going to
1:49.5	Bologna Italy with it, right? And so he's, it's like one of those meet the family international
1:54.6	trips you know so here's the thing I want it to go as well as possible for him
2:00.1	now as luck would have it when I was in my mid-20s, I believe I was 26, although it's hard
2:07.1	to remember these memories.
2:08.1	I've been trying to go through them for this episode.
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