Episode 83: Ardent Atheist

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2013

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Special thanks to Heather Henderson and Emery Emery of Ardent Atheist and Skeptically Yours Religion may not survive the Internet AFTAH Offers Resolutions for Pro-Family Advocates Battling the Homosexual Agenda in 2013 Anti-gay rights to stay Rape victim could face public flogging Satanists Plan Rally in Support of Florida Gov. Rick Scott Hooded 'Muslim Patrol' vigilantes remove alcohol from drinkers and tell women to cover up as they stalk London suburb Rick Perry: ‘Pray for help’ rather than passing gun laws Rich Christian Lady Says Long Lasting Shoes Are Proof Of God

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0:00.0	Want to stream cognitive dissonance to your Android or iPhone?
0:05.0	Buy the app. Go to dissonancepa.com and click on the link on the right-hand side of the page.
0:10.0	Each purchase helps support the show.
0:13.0	Have you always wanted to win the lottery?
0:16.0	Do you suffer from chronic poverty syndrome?
0:19.0	Do you have real problems that are too much work, too actually work on?
0:24.0	Would you rather pretend to help, then actually help?
0:29.0	Prayer might be right for you.
0:32.0	Please note, some side effects for prayer may not be reported.
0:36.0	Always consult your pastor, Shaman, Imam, Rabbi or witch doctor,
0:40.0	or holy book specialist for medical advice.
0:44.0	Side effects may include
0:46.0	Gollibility, loss of funds, magical thinking,
0:50.0	subjugation of women, brainwashing of children,
0:53.0	loss of libido, inability to converse without the good word
0:57.0	and crippling diarrhea.
0:59.0	Stop taking prayer immediately if you experience any of the following.
1:03.0	Evolution, existential anxiety, books,
1:08.0	uncontrollable after-during services, or cognitive dissonance.
1:20.0	Be advised that this show is not for children,
1:23.0	the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
1:26.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
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