Episode 826: Tesla Tanks and Plump Beavers

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Tesla Sales Are Tanking Across The World AI-Generated Video Of Trump Kissing Elon Musk's Feet Reportedly Plays In HUD Building TikTokers dropping heavy objects on feet in viral trend 'risk lifetime of pain' | The Herald Colombian police catch a man smuggling packets of cocaine under toupee | AP News Cars frozen on streets of southwest Detroit 'Plump' beaver is Chicago's newest viral sensation. Now, it just needs a name Chimps prefer peeing together, 600 hours of study shows | The Asahi Shimbun: Breaking News, Japan News and Analysis Family finds 525-pound bear in crawl space underneath home that survived Eaton Fire - ABC7 Los Angeles

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds.
0:01.1	Recently, I asked MintMobil's legal team if big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation.
0:07.3	They said yes.
0:08.3	And then when I asked if raising prices technically violates those onerous to your contracts, they said,
0:13.0	What the fuck are you talking about?
0:14.8	You insane Hollywood ass-s-h-h-h-ha-sha-ha-oh.
0:16.5	So to recap, we're cutting the price of Mint Unlimited from $30 a month to just $15 a month.
0:22.0	Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch.
0:24.7	$45 up-prem payment equivalent to $15 per month.
0:26.8	New customers on first three-month plan only.
0:28.0	Taxes and fees extra.
0:28.7	Speed's lower above 40 gigabytes.
0:29.7	This episode of Cognitive Dissidence is brought to you by our patrons.
0:34.5	You fucking rock.
0:39.3	Be advised that this show is not
0:41.4	for children, the faint of heart, or the
0:43.5	easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:49.3	The recording live from Glorrihole Studios in Chicago and beyond.
1:14.8	This is cognitive dissonance.
1:17.6	Every episode would we blast anyone who gets in our way.
1:20.1	We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news
1:25.8	makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's
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