Episode 823: "Don't Be A Ballsack" w/ Sarah Hester Ross

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Will Matt use his family as kindling for an upcoming magic show? Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.4	Great. Let's go.
0:07.3	So nothing official yet, Paul, but the place where I'm playing September 15th is being evacuated.
0:15.3	So let's see. Wait a minute if I still have a show.
0:18.1	You think evacuated because of COVID or because of the nature?
0:22.5	Oh, fire.
0:23.1	It would have been five things.
0:24.4	It's time for Maddie's Ice Cream Social.
0:26.7	Those damn Jewish COVID fires.
0:30.2	I knew it.
0:31.7	Probably the earliest joke by a guest we've ever had.
0:34.7	That's palmatically.
0:36.1	That's Jacob the audio guy.
0:37.9	I'm Matt and sitting in as Sarah Hester Ross.
0:40.5	Sarah, how are you?
0:41.4	Jumping in with the jujones.
0:42.9	Exactly.
0:43.4	I was like firing away.
0:45.1	Why wait?
0:47.0	Why wait?
0:48.1	I'm just glad that you called it a joke.
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