Episode 822 - There is No Hope When You Use Dope
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Ross was awoken by a telemarketer in the middle of the night and now wants to hunt him and his family down, the stock market had its worst week since 2008, Zac Efron’s face is different because apparently he destroyed it on a fountain in his house, and drugs are bad, mmkay.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:16.0 | Ross, you by GhostBet.com! |
| 0:22.0 | Jason, is there anything worse than being woken up by a telemarker? |
| 0:28.0 | Um, do you answer? |
| 0:31.0 | It's just the phone ringing next to your head. |
| 0:34.0 | Alright cool, maybe I've, you know, I've missed it. |
| 0:38.0 | Right. |
| 0:39.0 | Maybe I, it was some employee, something happens. |
| 0:43.0 | You keep the phone next to you, a relative dies. |
| 0:45.0 | Sure. |
| 0:46.0 | I've had a lot die on one side of the family. |
| 0:49.0 | Right. |
| 0:50.0 | So I've got a lot of calls like that, where it's just like, alright cool. |
| 0:52.0 | This dumb thing is usually next to my body in the middle of the night somewhere. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, you know what? |
| 0:58.0 | I do know that because I kept the phone next to me when you were in the hospital and then |
| 1:02.0 | they'd freaking call at like 3 a.m. and I'm like, what? |
| 1:07.0 | Yes. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, just an update. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.0 | Okay. |
| 1:11.0 | Fuck right off. |
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