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My, we play cards, me my buddies play cards, we call Tuesday night cards, we call Tuesday nightsdenic cards an exclusive group

inclusive group and uh... after the game we were watching some college basketball

i was just going through

my ap to see what's going on like some of it was a spring training on and then it said the

next day five thirty in the morning I'm like oh my god that's the Japan game and that was

11 thirty night that's when I knew there was a game so I set my alarm I woke up I

wanted to see each row because you're like the last game he's ever going to play

So I stayed up I woke up at 5 30 in the morning

Watch the first three innings went back to bed

Mike Fiers is pitching for the A, we fucking hate him because we know,

Chuck Harle Stan and hauled him.

He's a scumbag.

And he was getting lit up.

I woke up again an hour and a half later.

He had a fucking grand slam, the Domingo Santana which is cool I bet on the

mariners they won it was cool but not exactly the most enticing matchup you know the

mariners who traded you know a good chunk of their guys and the Oakland A's who who

Apparently they're the Yankees rival but you know Mike fires is their race I wasn't really too too enticing to a match up I think it's? I think it's crazy that you woke up for it.

Well, I gambled on it, so that gave me interest.

And it's baseball.

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