Ladies! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 82 of the Reform Pubcast. I'm your disconnected host, Les.

I am your alias host, Tanner.

Before I jump into my actual story,

I have to tell you Tanner,

tragedy struck my home this morning.

Uh oh, some ran out of bacon. Oh, you are so close to hitting the nail on the head.

It was bacon related. I woke up this morning to my wife

cooking delicious bacon, the smell of bacon wafting into my bedroom. It got burnt.

No, no, no, she did a great job and then but she had to go run and take our friend to get her car checked out.

So she gave me the duty of finishing the bacon.

And the way we do it, we cook three pounds of bacon at a time so get take all

three pounds cook them all and then we store like two and then we have like you know a

pound for you know one big breakfast. But I stepped away from the kitchen for a moment to see what my

son was doing on Minecraft because he really really needed me to see it right now and my dog climbed up on the counter and ate probably one

pound of bacon. That dog would have received a severe beating in my home.

I will not publicly disclose exactly what I did to the dog,

which was nothing at all.

I gave her a big hug, and, uh,

asterisk politely not to eat the bacon again, wink wink.

But yeah, so an entire pound of bacon went into the belly of a dog.

How does, how does, how do Presbyterians deal with their dogs,

you know, it's like the Covenant dogs?

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