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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the Section 10 podcast.

Here are your hosts, Jared Verabis and Pete Blackburn.

What's up, and welcome back to the Section 10 podcast episode 82, the Johnny Laser episode presented by Barstool Sput.

It is the home of your eight and five third place Boston Red Sox.

My name is Jared Carabis and I am a certified G and a bona fide stud and you can't teach that.

Then this right here, this is Pete Blackburn and he hates having fun and you can't teach that.

But a boom, real, it's guys in the room. Steve, how you doing? Put up, put up, section 10 of the building in the mother.

Fucking building.

This is the one we've been waiting for.

Episode 82, the Johnny Laser episode.

I don't know if it's like that's how it's so obviously if you've been listening to the show for a while, you know that whenever we get to a number of an episode and someone's worn that Red Sox jersey before, then we call it that episode.

And for every show I check and sometimes as we've gotten deeper into the numbers here, we haven't really had, you know, guys haven't been wearing, you know,

number 80 and so forth, but I looked at the history and in 1943, apparently there was only one person to ever wear the number 82 for the Red Sox.

It was for one year only, 1943 and the last name is spelled L-A-Z-O-R.

It could be Lazora, it could be L-A-Z-O-R, I don't know, but we're calling them Johnny Laser.

And it's not even John, it's not like Jonathan, it's not John, it's Johnny Laser.

I know a lot of times we do the baby girl, how you doing, like, you know, all the voices.

Johnny Laser got the girls.

Imagine walking into the barn being like, oh yeah, you already know who I am. I'm Johnny Laser kid.

Here's my theory about Johnny Laser is 1943, everybody was at war.

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