Welcome to the dinner party download. This is your eyesbreaker.

Okay. Jesus walking around heaven, right, checking everybody out.

And everybody's like blissful, you know, harps and halos and all that.

It comes upon this one rather dark corner, this little old guy, his head in his hands, crying his eyes out.

And Jesus said, excuse me excuse me he said this is heaven

you know what I mean people go to church three times every Sunday every week of their lives to get

up here and you've made it you're in heaven so we can't have you crying just let him the place down

you know but for publicity the old guy said I'm sorry he, I didn't mean to cause any problems. He said,

it's just on earth, you know, I was just a poor carpenter. We had this little boy, did everything

together. I was hoping he'd come into the business, you know, after me and be a carpenter like me,

but he said he had a mission to fulfill, so when he was about 30 years old he went off into the desert I've never seen him

since he said and I was

hoping he said that when I got up here you know what I mean

I'd find him and we could be together

again but I've looked everywhere and I can't

find him anywhere and it's really cracking me up

and Jesus was tears streaming down his face

goes father and the old guy old guy says, Pinocchio!

I'm Rico Gagliano.

I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum.

And from American Public Media, this is the Dinner Party Download, the show that equips you to win your next dinner party.

Our icebreaker this week came from heavy metal legend, Lemmy from Motorhead.

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