Well, hello there. Today's episode promises to scintillate and titillate your eardrums. Right off the bat, we listen to a phone call from a living legend, who is always hard to track down. Then, O'Neill rains on my GSP celebration by not sharing my enthusiasm for his BIG UFC comeback. After that, it's off to Burger King in Israel for a spicy meal deal combo (adults only, meow!). We briefly discuss an over the top (not in the Sly Stallone movie way) Vice article but quickly move on to a topic near and dear to our hearts...horse meat. Reunited, and it feeeeels so good. What's that? You want to know what Cosmo thinks about the rusty trombone? Then, we have the article for you! How do you follow that? With an article about kids walking in on their parents doing it. Not classy enough for you yet? Fine. The article we discuss from Forbes should fix that. Or maybe not. After that, it's on to the most controversial Y update of all time. Anybody seen Richie? Asking for a friend.